We love ,We chat- With Anyone,Anywhere... No matter what the hair maybe like.

We Chat.
Nothing complicated about that.
We must chat.

That is the mantra of the female of this species.And today,fast adopted by the males too.
And the boys rival the girls on Voice chat...
I am old school...
Yet...
I still don't have a smart phone...yep...
Actually just going to convert ,whenever my present Nokia gives out.
My next on line is a Samsung galaxy S whatever...as in whatever "S"  hubby dear pays for...
So whenever anyone out there wants to gift me the Samsung Galaxy S4,I'll not be complaining...
I'm a teacher.
Went back to school despite the carrot dangled by hubby dear(yes teaching is a very low paid job),but the blah ,blah, blah and the yada, yada, yada is fairly stimulating to my brain and even without exercising anything other than my vocal cords,the endorphins are partying all over my blood stream.
So I chat.
All day, and I fear in my sleep too.
So I chat.
No matter what the hair maybe like.
Varun Dhawan?
What were you thinking of?
Check out the video and the why and where for here.

The famous FIVE people who I would love to chat with.Eccentric would be one word they would identify with-definitely.

• Cleopatra.

Cleopatra-Not Liz Taylor ,but the queen in the flesh.The one and only ,who was born in Alexandria and the one who challenged Cesar. Her wisdom,or sense of humour would not be the topic of conversation, but I would love to know why she sat in a tub full of donkeys milk. I mean the smell would have got to her in a while-after all,Egypt is not a cold country.What did she do to get rid of the donkey milk smell? And how long did she have to sit still to have the maids do her hair and clothes. Oh, what luxury it must have been to be born into royalty at so many centuries ago...
And how did she get Kohl that never smudged? Me, I have tried everything-from Shehnaz Kajal, to Colossal from Maybeline to Smoulder -the Non Smudging Kohl from MAC...$2 or $22 all my money gets me is kohl smudged eyes and I end up looking BAD!
After my voice chat with Cleo darling...Shehnaz Hussain will kill to know my secrets.After all,she suffers from the same smudged eye syndrome.
Hmm...there is money to be made here!
Eyes! Must keep them open!

• Anthony Bourdain

My favourite waste of time on television. Rude, opinionated and totally free with expletives. And the best thing about him,he is super,super talented. His food looks good!OK ,now ,he just acts as a food critic and traveller, but his earlier shows ,where he actually cooked-the magic of you tube and streaming videos -will tell you why. I believe in his credo too-COOK FREE or DIE. So most days the food in my house may not be what you think it should be.
What I would love to talk with him about is his palette. So diverse, he can pick flavours out of the muckiest looking food and speak so well about them -with a totally deadpan expression. And I'd also love to discuss his feelings -when everyone ignores his apparent good looks and thinks that French Chef Eric Ripert of Le Bernardain is better looking than him.
                                                                                                 

   Anthony Bourdain and I would discuss how being pretty is an asset when you cook and how I can make my food look better...looks are important.We are quiet good looking you know...
I would also like to coach him about the benefits of cleaner language-better TRPs -children around ,you see!
That is the reason why the wall is not so pretty...been washed off be his not so pretty language.
Food for thought!

• Micheal Jackson

Totally Thrilling!
Totally back from the dead!
No, not Zombie like,but in his Before Marriage Avatar.
Lovely Voice-perfect for Voice Chat.Serenading me on the air waves. I liked him before he went into oblivion-before he was dragged into all that murky scandal stuff and before he died of starvation and debt.We 'd chat about his beautiful voice and his awesome songs-Human Nature being one of my all time favourites.I can scream and shriek like him...only my voice is not as melodious-'m sure my neighbours will testify.I'd also like to advise him to eat good old ghar ka maa ke haath ka khana, after all food dished out by a mother will ensure that her son does not die of starvation.
Sad!

•         Lady Gaga                                              

Pretty lady, with some serious talents. Serious does not even begin to describe her. She sings  beautifully,even the angels would stop their good work to listen. Even with pink hair,she is a show stopper. Nothing, the weird outfits nor the makeup nor her steak dress and hat can take away from her beauty. I'd love to talk about how she manages to wear shoes like she does. I love shoes, I really do. I can wear 4 inches and run across the carpeted floor, but never in my dreams can I ever wear shoes like she does and walk to tell the tale.
I'd be unable to figure out left or right or even front or back...
So Lady Gaga, please voice chat with me ,I could do with the pearls of your wisdom...
These are the shoes I am talking about...

And these are pink stockings???
Help!

• Edward Cullen

Ah!

I can hear the sighs already!
No, I am not a TWImom, and I did read the books and see the movies. I'm cool with the whole Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewards thing,but...whatever!
What I would love to discuss with His Royal Vampire"ness" on Voice Chat ,about is the absolute disregard of image issues that youngsters suffer from and of course the high price of diamonds.
Do you really need to be so beautiful Mr Cullen?(I'll show some respect to a senior citizen here-on last record you clocked 119 years)Beauty I get,then why did you choose a girl with such low self confidence...she never looks at your face. What a waste of such good looks. If  were so pretty I'd want every one to just look at my face all day!
And the diamonds...
I know you are loaded, but if you keep all the diamonds for your facials,there will never be enough for us women. So ,let go Mr Cullen, at least let go of the Diamonds. Your lord and mistress Ms Stephanie Meyer has decreed your fate with those of image issues, but let us women have some more best friends. We need the Diamonds!

No food this time,but curiosity.
Feed my soul with answers.
And Varun Dhawan,please tell me why is your hair like that?
So, go on...
Get me Voice Chat.
And let me continue to chat .
Let me say it...
We chat- With Anyone,Anywhere!
The new way to connect!


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And we will get back to food ...
Tomorrow...
There is always another day.

So what are you baking today???