I'm finally home...
Finally happy to be surrounded by my own stuff...
Too many pictures hanging from the walls...
My books where ever I can place them...
Shoes under all my favourite chairs and seats(though I have yet to make them my favourite places)
My favourite chipped coffee mug at my elbow...
My clothes falling out of my cupboards -already??
And my favourite weird looking statuettes staring at me from everywhere...
It feels so good to be home!
Fortunately , I still have time to blog about the Gillette Skin Care Contest.
So the creative juices flow...
This post is a part of the Gillette Satin Care contest in association with BlogAdda.com.It was just another day ...
Just another day in paradise...
Was this paradise?
The counter top looked like a tornado had just passed through. Anne couldn't find the brushes needed to give the next model THE look for the ramp...
Where was the fond de tient??Where did the gel eye liners go??
It was time for Sunaina- the haughtiest dress hanger-err super model-honestly her eyes were the meatiest part of her body. She was just shin stretched on a very tall and narrow skeleton...Hmmph!
And she had to be slathered with the Bobbi Brown Foundation Stick or else she would break out into a rash...
Hmm...Madame!
Sometimes the war painting was fun, Anne actually got to be creative and pant their faces pretty or pretty horrendous , as was the demand of the model coordinator.Honestly , only when painted in their true coloured did some models look their best..
Smirk, Smirk!
OMG!
Time already...
The model coordinator was screaming her lungs out.
The Bobbi Brown Foundation Stick...
Anne wondered...
I hope BB- Bag of Bones didn't feast on the Bobbi Brown Foundation Stick to save on the calories...
A little more shoving around...
Come on, show your self...
Ah the show stopper...
She caught sight of the dress-what diabolical intentions...
Any one would faint just wanting to be in the dress...
What a neck line , what a plunge!
Anne wondered how Sunaina would be able to pour herself into that dress...what was going to hold the dress up - bones?
Smirk, Smirk!
Looking down at herself...
Anne knew that she would be a perfect fit...In fact ,she had been verifying that before the mad search for the Bobbi Brown Foundation stick-clandestinely of course.
Some things are best left hidden...when the designer wasn't looking-Anne knew she could be his muse.
Save for her bear fur encrusted , unwaxed, unshaved arms and legs, that dress was made for her body only(the seamstress must have made a gross error of judgement and the designer must have skipped the trial session). What was the use of shaving the fur off her legs...no one was going to see them out of the jeans, anyways.
"Anne"
"Where the hell is the make-up?"
Hollering?
The coordinator and the designer together??
And here comes Bag of Bones...
"Yes Boss!"
Quick, work the magic, warpaint on Sunaina...
And my job is now to watch and laugh!
Off the hanger..
Slide on, Pins in, Zip up...
Wow!
Hands off..
Eewwwww!
And all of Sunaina's assets couldn't hold the dress up ...
Smirk, Smirk!
So this is what the Empress's new clothes look like. Monsieur le designer was howling in fury...screwed and all types of colourful vocabulary was being exchanged...
Suddenly all eyes on me...
"Anne -You wear this dress!"
"Me...ME?"
"yup...denims off,T shirt off..."
"Dress on..eeeeewww..."
I could have hung my head in shame...
I wish I had opted for hair removal
"What the H... never mind."
"No fear when divine help is near!"
What??
Out came 2 divine...
"Just hold the dress up Anne baby."
Can you imagine...
Me!
Two people painting my face and two people at my feet ...making the Divine Gillette Satin Care Razors work their magic on me-Anne!
"You are so Divine Anne baby! Go rock the floor!"
So much pride in his voice...
And ...
"Introducing Anne!"
"Yes Ladies and Gentlemen...The Shop Stopper!"
Three Cheers for Gillette Satin Care...for coming to the aid of damsels in Distress...
Now that I'm home...the food and the blog posts will flow...
Till then
So what stories are you cooking up today???
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